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Random Mumblings of the Deranged.

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Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television. Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers...choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit crushing game shows, stuffing junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last into a miserable home, nothing more than a embarassment to the selfish fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life...

But why would I want to do a thing like that?
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